What is something your going to have to carrey for the rest of your life ?

Well, it all happened on a hike up a mountain in Wyoming with my brother. We stumbled upon a cave, and went inside. Well, just about then, I saw bright lights and went unconscious. Umm, then I woke up and I was in a little stone room and there was a wizard. He said something in a foreign language that I couldn't understand, and handed me a pair of moccasins. I thought, cool! but as I received them, they flew at my face and molded to it. I went unconscious again, and woke up in the town. I made my way back to the resort where we were staying, and everyone was glad to see me! I guess I had been lost for some time. But yeah, that was when I learned that I had the moccasins molded to my face, around my mouth and eyes. And I've had to carry them ever since. From that unfortunate day to the day I die :/ Moral of the story: Don't accept moccasins from men with pointy hats.